Tech Guy

The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot

I’m friends with a Tech Guy

by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

Tech

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.

Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-

by Sus Chad May 11, 2021

tech collar

Sophisticated crime done by the technologically advanced cyber Hacker.

They've broken through the firewalls, our counter attacks have been corrupt. The tech collar criminals have complete control of the network and all systems we’re locked out.

by Nico Suavacito May 19, 2021

jp tech

Another saying that retarded new gens say (it’s supposed to be boost tech)

FlingingJordan: This jp tech is op for yoinks!
Sackboy1055: nigga shut the fuck up.

by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021

tech support

Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!

OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.

by sailorurxnus May 26, 2021

baba tech

It s the persian name. It s means that the father of technology.

You can use in the end of conversation.
You are the best programmer. oh Baba Tech

by Shaabi May 1, 2021