The Tech Guild

(thee-tek-gild)

noun -

A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.

Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!

by thetechguild February 5, 2022

cape may tech

the school where kids go when their gay, have skill issue, or vape everyday and lungs are about to disintegrate.

Steve: Yea I go to cape may tech
Karl: Yea I go to MIDDLE township high school

Paul: So you’re gay?

by hawkman October 28, 2021

Brooklyn Tech

yeah its special alright

woah you look like shit what happened?
i go to brooklyn tech

by bigbeefo September 21, 2021

Tech Out

The use of an ability or technique, especially in a video game, to force you/your character into a better position, or to avoid an unwanted outcome

If you press x at just the right time when falling from a great height, you can tech out and avoid the stun and fall damage

by L. Ankotte September 24, 2021

Bigot Tech

The conglomeration of technology companies who use censorship to limit the voices of those who question the marxist/authoritarian political agenda.

The virus has a survival rate of over 99%, but Bigot Tech won't let the information on their platforms.

by punic zirconium July 19, 2021

Rolodex Tech

A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.

Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!

by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021

TRI-County Tech

The Harvard of the hills.

Clemson is great and all but TRI-County Tech really is the Harvard of the hills.

by Snowdaylord June 14, 2021