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manlet tossing

The highly entertaining, hilarious and trendy new sport of manlet tossing, which is surely soon to be recognized by the International Olympic Committee as an Olympic sport, consists of two or more competitors who take turns selecting a captured manlet out of the manlet pile in the adjacent manlet pit, to then effortlessly lift the pint-sized pipsqueak peewee manlet up onto their shoulders, before subsequently tossing the dwarfishly diminutive, stunted little manlet boy as far as they possibly can. If most of the onlookers refrain from urinating into the manlet pit over the course of the competition, then the kidnapped manlets will even agree to sing their favorite song Short People in veneration of their God and hero Randy Newman as they are being hurled through the air!
Manmore 1: Hey, why is that group of children standing around in that parking lot over there? Manmore 2: They seem to be engaging in the universally popular new sport of manlet tossing. Lol, that little girl just threw a subhumanly stunted squealing sissy manlet clear across the parking lot into a nearby trashcan, where he obviously belongs! Manmore 1: Gold medal! Manmore 2: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024
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Toss Untir day

October 31th: This is a day dedicated to taking a moment to throw or toss anyone known by any person as Untir. This celebration is the same day as a lesser known celebration referred to as "Halloween".
Toss Untir day - "I tossed Untir out of the courthouse for fucking up and showing up in a Kana Arima cosplay."
by Not the melon child October 29, 2024
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toss

ouhhhhggggg my tosser,,,,,.,,
by hhh42069 January 13, 2025
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Ring Toss

A game often played at bachelorette parties. Players take turns jumping across the room, trying to land their vaginas directly onto a hunky stripper's erect phallus. She who makes the first successful shot is the winner.
Male stripper #1: hey bro, how'd that bachelorette party go the other day?

Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!
by Studs Buffley January 15, 2025
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Toss

To throw shots at something or someone.
I ain't gon lie if they spin again imma Toss at them
by beltboyspill July 4, 2025
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Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like
“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”
by The Local Loser August 12, 2025
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Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like
“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”
by The Local Loser August 12, 2025
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