shit

synonyms: poop poo crap

my kinds of shit:
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin

the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out

the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items

the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum

by redninja141 December 30, 2009

shit

slang, noun.
Term anti-tweekers use to refer to meth

Tweakers smoke shit out of a quag

by bobles January 11, 2008

shit

A shorter writing of the name ''John Schitt''

You don't know John Shit

by Archyyyy January 8, 2009

shit-in

Opposite of a 'Shout-Out'. Used like a shout-out, but in regards to something or someone despised. Most often used during broadcasts, or podcasts.

I'd like to give a shit-in to *Subject's Name Here*, for *Irritating Thing They Did Here*.

by No1ButU June 26, 2008

The Nic Shits

The gastrointestinal consequence upon the consumption of nicotine after having just woken up from a long nap or night of sleep. Symptoms of The Nic Shits include stomach cramps, bowel movements, and on the rare occasion, diarrhea.

Person 1: Sorry I'm late bro, I got the nic shits this morning after I hit my juul in the shower.
Person 2: All good man, we've been there.

by chuckschrodinger March 12, 2019

shit puppet

Those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.

Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.

by richard gozinya January 26, 2015

Champagne Shit

When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)

I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit

by Kai Karl June 11, 2006