South african redneck

A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.

Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.

by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020

Redneck Correct

it's like politically correct but redneck version.

I don't speak Spanish, I speak Mexican. Sorry I'm just being redneck correct

by Redneck(69) April 15, 2020

Redneck

when you've had an Airstream 1993 camper in your driveway longer than shotgun holes in a stop sign.

Aye jippy, you startin' to think billy might be a redneck?
Jippy: Who,? The guy with the overalls?
Jarvis:yup.

by friedchicken&koolaid479 March 18, 2020

Redneck

most likely a kid from the suburbs has called you this if you live in east texas. this kid is named Jonah or something along those lines. he doesn’t know how to describe your country-ish life style so he calls it redneck

“i shot a bobcat that was gonna get my hens”
“how such a redneck”

by hahacheckmatelove May 4, 2020

Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)

"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.

by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020

Redneck donut

When you eat your sister's asshole. Like a glazed donut.

I'm gonna go home and give my sister a redneck donut.

by Redneck donut November 13, 2020

redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020