Roasting is just a fun way of criticizing your friends—if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen!
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Get the Mississippi bum roast mug.When a boilermaker goes to the local butcher to get a cut of meat in the shape of a big fat cock. Usually from a cow, but can be from a sizable pig.
Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.
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Get the Slow Roast mug.When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.
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Get the Houston Spit Roast mug.When you cut a whole in the bottom of a peanut butter jar, and two men insert their penis in both openings of the peanut butter jar and "spit roast" it.
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Get the Chunky Roast mug.Australian slang term used to describe the food fetish act of hollowing out a pumpkin, filling the hole with butter and inserting your penis for sexual pleasure.
Tom: “Did you hear cam got his dick stuck trying to do a roast punkin?”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck”
“Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck”
“Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”
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