Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023

Pole-saw

To take your dick and lay it flat in between someone’s ass and rub back and forth until you cum.

I had to Pole-saw my girl last night cuz I wanted to cum first.

by TheHarbinger682 May 24, 2023

Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.

Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”

by MacReady95 June 12, 2023

hippie pole

A pole that is used to express messages of peace and love. Also used for hippie AIDS transmitting rituals

Did you see the hippie pole in Kay Porter Park? Heavy vibes man

TUESDAY NIGHT HIPPIE POLE

by Sneebles June 20, 2023

brown pole

The act of using anything in a phallic manner for the purposes of anal sex.

Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.

by Octospectre June 26, 2023

ready the pole

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.

Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.

by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023

dada poles

Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.

They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!

by David Mann June 7, 2024