Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.

Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.

by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011

morgan miranda

a skinny arab boy with piercing and a small penis

look at that arab with a small cock what is that.? oh thats a morgan miranda

by mirandamaster August 23, 2011

Morgan Barner

A very amazing person that has an iPad.(:

Morgan Barner is here! OMG!!!!!!!

by Good girl#3 September 29, 2011

Morgan

A Morgan is a lovely girl who loves pink. She specializes in dance, art, and probably speaks Russian and Spanish . She typically has long brown hair and large pretty beautiful eyes. If you have a Morgan, don’t let go of her!

John: Oh look! That girl is doing amazing art while on pointe!
Mike: It must be a Morgan!
John: I heard that you should always ask a Morgan out cause they are the best!
Mike: Okay!
Mike: hi Morgan!
Morgan: hi! I’m a bumblebee!
Mike: that’s great! I bet you love to speak Russian too!
Morgan: I sure do! Do you want to watch my performance later?
Mike: of course! Bye! Love you!
Mike: I’m going to her ballet performance!
John: Congratulations! You are officially in the “I have a Morgan, I love a Morgan, I am a Morgan” club!

by Master Henry Wilkinson May 24, 2023

morgan w

morgan w is a great gut and a super cute boyfriend any girl would be so lucky to have him as their own, morgan w is very good at playing music especially clapping song on piano

person 1 : bro have you seen morgan w?
person 2: yeah hes so cute i wish i could date him

by Saraarararra June 27, 2023

Morgan

A pale hoe with a piss kink. If you know a Morgan, run. She is dangerous and bad to keep around children. She excretes radioactive liquid and enjoys putting it in bottles. Usually a snow bunny, but has a few outliers. Careful though, she likes them toxic and drunk.

oh no, it’s Morgan again!

by forkoffkevin June 30, 2023

Morgan freeman's voice

When you're hoping for something, but the reality is radically different, Morgan Freeman's voice comes down from heaven to tell it like it is

"I sure hope the kids did their chores."
Morgan Freeman's voice: the kids did not do their chores

by Dehydratedninja March 3, 2023