The funny thing at Fort Collins High School when the band director got arrested on 4 felony counts of having CP on his phone and sexually touching a 15 year old girl.
by The ball handler March 28, 2025
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some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
by уour mum April 2, 2025
Get the what the fuck is a mile mug.Scrawny ass bitch, with a faggot girlfriend, and a little penis. He can’t pull for shit, and has hella chuzz, and hella AIDS.
NIGGA DONT BE A MILES
by Budging April 29, 2025
Get the Miles mug.A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
Get the Midlife Mile‑Club mug.“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025
Get the Mile…Mile and a half mug.the kindest and sweetest friend you'll ever have. containing the most beautiful eyes, & a smile so contagious. he truly is kenough
by unicorndaddy999 November 20, 2023
Get the Miles mug.A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023
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