lisa may

The worlds biggest slutt who gets a lot of cock in and around her mouth

“I fucked Lisa May so hard last night” person A, “Same” person B

by Brooksy May 6, 2019

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Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019

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15th of may

On the 15th of may you can ask for anything

P1: Hey, what do you want to eat?
P2: The whole menu
P1: 15th of May?
P2:YES

by IneedAtree May 14, 2018

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queen may

Also known as the Great Matthias. The Most beautiful, talented man going. The official Facebook Queen bey doppelganger

Queen may is fabulous

by Zlatan123987 March 24, 2017

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17th of may

May 17 is the 137th day of the year (138th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 228 days remaining until the end of the year. This date is slightly more likely to fall on a Tuesday, Thursday or Sunday (58 in 400 years each) than on Friday or Saturday (57), and slightly less likely to occur on a Monday or Wednesday (56).

It is also Norways National Day.

Woah, the 17th of may sure is fun!

by Kloodyklee April 6, 2017

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