Three Way Log Jam

When three dudes try to stick their dicks in the same hole, all at once. Could be a woman's vagina, butthole, mouth, nostrils... could be a man's butthole, if you want to be gay about it.

All three guys got shit on their dicks when they accidentally created a three way log jam.

by Phil Biederman July 17, 2011

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shit log look-a-like

To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.

Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.

Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.

by Young Blood Chapman October 2, 2007

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A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.

The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"

by Gio422 October 16, 2018

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Green Bay Log Jam

When a mozzarella stick is used as a phalic object to pack in the goods, then eaten immediately afterwards. Can be accompanied by either ranch dressing or marinara sauce…. Depending on geographic location or preference.

She had no idea why I ordered the extra mozzarella sticks with ranch! POW, Green Bay Log Jam - right to the bearded clam!

by BringerOfJoy January 22, 2022

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