Jake Pauler

A Jake Pauler is a subscriber to Jake Paul that are usually 7 years old and that have an IQ that is 20 also there mental span is 2 minutes

person one Are you a Jake Pauler

Person two no

Person one lol I'm gonna dab on you cause you a hater dab dab

by Miner mc March 5, 2018

jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX May 10, 2018

jake hubbard

Arsehole

Jake hubbard was an arsehole but he thinks he is no such thing.

by Rythum stick January 15, 2018

Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.

by Ink won do December 30, 2016

Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.

Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.

by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017

Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.

A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.

by Alibali September 4, 2013

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012