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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a cancerous American youtuber who spreads cancer to his fellow 8 year old fans which have to go to Australia to get the cure. If someone says that you are Jake Paul then you should be insulted. By the way after this pandemic he gonna get knocked out by Babatunde
Oh my god you have more cancer than Jake Paul
by JJ has no dick May 3, 2020
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Jake Jackson

Maddest of all mad lads...
"That Jake Jackson bloke really knows how to rip a cone"
by yuck fourself June 1, 2020
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Jake Paul

by DEFINITELYNOTTEAJAZZ July 13, 2020
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Jake Paul

It is a slang word for the word "Cancer"

I Want to repost
Woah, I have Jake Paul.
by Caesar Zeppeli October 8, 2020
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jake paul

jake paul another word for cancer

"woah dude i think i have jake paul!" "no worries i have mrbeast pills"
"woah dude i think i have jake paul!" "no worries i have mrbeast pills"
by 564GVB;/HP7 October 14, 2020
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Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.
A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.
by Alibali September 4, 2013
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Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...
by Viv283 March 5, 2012
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