dick horse

Someone (usualy men who are sweaty and in there late 40's) who likes to cut hair off a horse and glue it to his own dick. then collects a series of five deferent types of horse hair, the final product is they cut there dick off and cook it with a casorole...

Son: Hay dad wats that hairy thing im eating?
Dad: Fuck up you lil shit!
Son: Please tell me!
Dad: Its the final product of my dick horse ive been working on.

by tommscpo June 11, 2006

hobby horse

when you stick panties in a girls ass (like a horse tail) and use another pair around her neck like reins (for choking) and then go at it doggy style.

last night i rode the hobby horse.

by rob sean August 5, 2007

horse mouth

A person, normally a girl, who is so boot ugly that she carries what looks to be a horses mouth on her face.

Damn she gots a horse mouth
She's a real horse mouth
The village bicycle has a real horsey mouth

by Joshua Bradford- Michigan January 3, 2008

White Horse

In a relationship, when the couple fights and breaks up, the girl will usually refer to the guy's charm in getting her back as his white horse.

"It's too late for your white horse to come around."

by Pencilcharm April 3, 2010

dark horse

Black Dick

The word dark as you know means not lit up or shady and horse is flat out another way to say dick

Last night after we got out from the strip club I got me a dark horse if you know what I'm say in

by Dix sucker 3000 gay af June 16, 2016

Horsed as a Biscuit

Completely and utterly wasted, due to over consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Kyle: What happened last night?
Tim: I'm not surprised you don't remember. You were Horsed as a Biscuit!

by Drew Stephens January 14, 2010

Banana Horse

A human male phallus. A penis. A variation of the oft-used "Baloney Pony".

Greg: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you met at the bar a few weeks back?"

Theo: "Solid. I've been on three dates with her. I'm thinking by the next one, I can get her to take a wild ride on the ol' banana horse."

by escapegoat June 12, 2010