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Glorious Gravy Boat

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023
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milf gravy

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023
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Gravy Train

The act of gluing shreds of paper to your cock and then analy going down on your partner or significant other causing paper cuts and spilling human gravy all over your cock and re lubing it.
Yo me and my gf had a whacky and silly gravy train yesterday!
by UwUCumSlut February 18, 2023
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Cinnamon Gravy

A lady must consume a spicy meal wuch as an indian dish or anything south of the border. Preferably something she knows will give her diarrhea. She must then wait at least 6 hours before making the gravy.

After the six hours and her bowels start to grumble she must be inverted on her shoulders to create a bowl with her anus.

Her date must engage in anal sex and once he is ready to climax, he ejaculates on her anus. Then he mixes his semen with the juices made by the anal sex with his finger.

He then must lick his finger to sample it and feed the rest to the original chef.
I sure am hungry. I think im gonna whip up a batch of cinnamon gravy.
by The fecal chef October 12, 2023
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Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.
Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.
by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023
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pillow gravy

The ejaculate of a person that spills onto the bed clothes accidentally or on purpose.
She wanted a facial, but it was all pillow gravy when I finished.
by Waldan November 8, 2023
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Gravy boat

Cupping your hand under your butthole in the shower and farting in the water, then throwing it at someone.
You better stop playing or I’m gonna hit you with the gravy boat.
by BigPapaTFresh November 12, 2023
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