The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.
Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!
by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009
Get the Des Moines Diaper mug.A high school in concord, CA where the football team didn't lose for a stretch from 1991-2004. They created pros like Amani Toomer and DJ Williams.
by Jack Schumacher October 6, 2004
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by Ecstasy Designz June 7, 2004
Get the bola de mierda mug.n. Spanish for Morning Wood, literally 'wood of the morning'. A politically correct way of expressing the fact that you have an erection that will pass undetected by the usual female, unless she is hispanic, in which case you're screwed.
Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!
by Raleseau January 4, 2011
Get the madera de mañana mug.1. A phrase indicating the stupid stuff the over-eager, hand-always-raised-in-class, brown-noser always says in class.
2. The proper name for an over-eager, hand-always-raised-in-class, thinks-they're-so-smart person. This person will ask any inane question or make any pointless comment just so the teacher will notice them, not to find out the answer.
2. The proper name for an over-eager, hand-always-raised-in-class, thinks-they're-so-smart person. This person will ask any inane question or make any pointless comment just so the teacher will notice them, not to find out the answer.
1. "So then the dipshit in the front row was all like 'dur-de-dur'."
2. "I had a killer hangover and this Dur-De-Dur kept droning on an on about the friggin' French-American War."
2. "I had a killer hangover and this Dur-De-Dur kept droning on an on about the friggin' French-American War."
by Arete April 1, 2009
Get the Dur-De-Dur mug.When attempting a shorcut from point "A" to point "B", you immediately arrive at a a dead end shaped like a circle.
"Dude, you thought you were gonna beat me to my house by taking that shortcut. Too bad your ass got cul-de-sacked."
by Britt Burns August 15, 2008
Get the Cul-de-sacked mug.Bob was experiencing 'mal de mall' as his girlfriend dragged him from one shoe store to another. He ditched her and agreed to pick her up in half an hour.
by Mike Ellis October 30, 2008
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