Nikhil Fortnite Disease

Nikhil Fortnite disease is a condition which forces you to play Fortnite 24/7 and to play Fortnite no matter what.

Bro has is playing everyday even in school, he must have Nikhil Fortnite Disease.

by KanyeFan2083 December 10, 2022

Peter Griffin's Disease

See - Homer Simpson Syndrome

She was always disagreeing with me. I later found out she had Peter Griffin's disease.

by CYLAIS January 9, 2023

Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018

Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018

Mad Cow Disease

A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.

Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022

Tadj-Kapp Disease

A rare form of erectile dysfunction in which afflicted males experience opposite physical reactions when in states of

sexual arousal or normal mood.

All those poor bastards can't get it up to wank off to some porn. -Unknown Reporter

Thanks to this Disease I cant sit on the train without women feeling like I'm checking them out, shit's tough ya know? - Tadj-Kapp Disease Victim

by Canyounottakethisdamnnamepeopl January 25, 2021