Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners

Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae

by Aussie Cossack October 7, 2021

Green Dashboard Disease

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.

Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.

by Axle Tom September 15, 2021

Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

Mad Cow Disease

A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.

Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022

Mad Cunt Disease

A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.

"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"

by harry dixon III December 16, 2020

Tadj-Kapp Disease

A rare form of erectile dysfunction in which afflicted males experience opposite physical reactions when in states of

sexual arousal or normal mood.

All those poor bastards can't get it up to wank off to some porn. -Unknown Reporter

Thanks to this Disease I cant sit on the train without women feeling like I'm checking them out, shit's tough ya know? - Tadj-Kapp Disease Victim

by Canyounottakethisdamnnamepeopl January 25, 2021