Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.
-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
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Jaqueline: Hey, deadname!
Ace: Ow! Shit, sorry. Trans-Stomach Disease.
Jaqueline: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I meant Ace. I didn't mean to offend you!
Ace: It's alright, just give me a second. What do you need?
Ace: Ow! Shit, sorry. Trans-Stomach Disease.
Jaqueline: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I meant Ace. I didn't mean to offend you!
Ace: It's alright, just give me a second. What do you need?
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Liv: Are you okay Debbie you look stressed?
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease
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