I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

cooked

cooked means "screwed" or "helpless"; usually used to denote that somebody is utterly fucked

That nigga is got 2/100 in the test, bros cooked

by IEnjoyWastingTime December 9, 2023

Cook

(Verb) To cook is commonly reffered to as to working hard on a certain task or project.

Pronounciation: /ko k/

The term 'to cook' originated from the Netflix show Breaking Bad, when they often would use the term about cooking meth.

From there it has been more and more commonly interprented as to just work in general.

Walter: Jesse... let it go... we need to cook

by Sveskejuice December 12, 2023

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023