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A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.
-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.
by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021
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cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!
by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022
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Cooking

1. Verb. A sport typically preformed by women.

Woman’s favorite sport never done by men.
1.)Yeah she’s in there cooking right now.
2.)She should be home soon to cook.
by That_average_Male August 27, 2022
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cooked

to win by a large margin
Person 1: "I heard you guys crushed *insert sports team here* last night"
Person 2: "Yea, we cooked"
by JamezN42 August 28, 2022
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cook her pattie

Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.
Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!
by Mr. Vivre October 27, 2022
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Cooked

A internal Chemical imbalance that the drug crystal meth can do to the addict.
How a crystal meth addict acts after snorting, smoking, or injecting the drug.
Act of being on one and can’t handle it.
Look at this cooked bitch

“Stop being so cooked and go to bed
by Chicoose01 November 11, 2022
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Cooked as

Australian slang for a friend that is on drugs, is fucked up, isn't doing well.
You heard from kip? I hear he is cooked as.
by Okaym8 November 22, 2022
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