Lame or dumb as hell
by Ski slumped August 10, 2021
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They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.
Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.
Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.
Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.
Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.
Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.
Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021
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Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.
Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.
Sup Cory what the fuck are you talking about... bro you are fucken cooked have you been on the glass barbie again?
by DR Tipple September 5, 2021
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Get the Cooked mug.Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”
“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”
Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.
“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”
Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.
“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021
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