Boston

Literally better than anyone and should be president definitely better than all of his friends

Boston is the best person ever

by Hehnfigvwbuf September 22, 2020

Boston Plan

An over the top, extravagant, and well thought out plan that never gets executed for whatever reason.

"Dude, you remember the time we were going to do Everest? That was our Boston Plan."

by sammyj October 1, 2012

The Boston Job

Ejaculating into a bowl of clam chowder.

It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.

by Derfuhrer September 1, 2013

Boston Square

A cigarette, more specifically a roll-up.

Hey man, can you roll me a boston square?

by justacat June 12, 2012

Boston Tea Party

A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.

Ted: Why is your eye pink?

Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.

by DrDemonic February 28, 2011

Boston Embrace

A sex act, generally performed in a park, where onlookers cannot tell whether you are eating ass or holding a giant schlong

“Hey John, is that guy eating ass or is he holding a giant schlong?”

“Not sure. He must be doing a Boston Embrace”

by ChrisLXXXVI January 15, 2023

Boston Creampie

A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.

I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.

by abbycockbane January 17, 2023