Crock of Shame

Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.

We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning

by CamShaft February 13, 2023

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Waddle of Shame

When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles

Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?

Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out

by Brodingus IIV October 7, 2023

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shame jelly

Male ejaculate, cum

Jack went to the glory hole and came out covered in shame jelly.

I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!

by SnowmaND October 14, 2023

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Shame

It’s free

Shame is fucking free.

by PEWPEWKILLEDYOU October 24, 2023

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Bottle shaming

Somebody shaming a bottle for its shape.

Carlos was bottle shaming jim's bottle because it was shaped as a pear.

by Abbz Zrn October 24, 2023

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The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”

- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.

by Dogburster November 20, 2023

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