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by lgbtigga July 3, 2022

Secret History Theory

The belief that what you learned in school is a sanitized fairy tale, and that real history is a hidden narrative of power struggles, secret elites, and suppressed truths. Professor Jiang’s “Secret History” lectures claim to strip away the official myths to reveal how power actually works—often through covert networks, ideological manipulation, and recurring cycles of corruption and collapse. It’s for people who think history class was a CIA plot and that the real story is always juicier, darker, and more consequential.

“Bro, Secret History Theory says the Roman Empire didn’t fall because of barbarians—it was a secret cult of billionaire patricians who engineered the crisis to reset the debt clock. That’s why we’re living in the Pax Americana version 2.0.”

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Secret Ingredient

when your having sex it is cum

Alexis: There is something about kneading pie dough that is so soothing

Bernard: Ya know i can knead a pretty good pie crust myself and its got that Secret Ingredient

Alexis: Oooh And what is that?
Bernard: Come Closer And I will tell you

by Fucking definitions for ya January 26, 2026

Consumables vs Secret Rares

Orders of magnitudes.

Hym Iam "Consumables vs Secret Rares."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2026

Theory of Secret Power Struggles

The perspective that the publicly visible political drama—elections, speeches, scandals—is largely theater, masking the real, hidden conflicts for dominance occurring between clandestine factions within intelligence agencies, corporate boards, financial networks, and organized crime. In this view, the president or prime minister is often a frontman, while the true battles are fought in encrypted chats, safe houses, and boardrooms with no windows.

Example: The sudden, inexplicable resignation of a seemingly powerful minister might be explained by the Theory of Secret Power Struggles as the outcome of a hidden coup within the domestic intelligence service, which blackmailed him over a decades-old file, a fight completely invisible to the press and public.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Theory of the Secret State

The concept that within the formal, constitutional structure of a government, a parallel, unaccountable, and permanent apparatus exists—often rooted in intelligence, military, and police agencies—that operates autonomously to protect what it defines as "state security," regardless of the elected government's policies. It is the deep state not as a conspiracy of individuals, but as an institutional zombie with its own mind, budget, and goals.

Example: According to the Theory of the Secret State, when an elected leader tries to radically alter foreign policy or reduce intelligence budgets, they are quietly stymied by leaks to the press, bureaucratic inertia, and even manufactured crises by career officials in agencies like the CIA or MI6, who believe they are the true guardians of the nation, above transient politicians.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Theory of Global Secret Elites

The belief that a single, coordinated, and immensely wealthy transnational cabal—often described in terms like the "Illuminati" or "globalists"—secretly directs world events from behind the scenes. This theory posits a unified group manipulating finance, media, and conflict to achieve a long-term goal like a "New World Order." It is a conspiracy theory that simplifies complex global dynamics into a story of a single, malignant puppet master.

*Example: Proponents of the Theory of Global Secret Elites might claim that the 2008 financial crisis, the COVID-19 pandemic, and a major war are all orchestrated by the same group of bankers and oligarchs to depopulate the planet and establish a totalitarian world government—a narrative that connects disparate, complex events into a single, sinister plot.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026