Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.

"Blimey mate, have you just let one off." "No, it's him, his breath fucking stinks. He is a Dr Pole."

by RamboNAN September 7, 2025

Polinging

The act of not participating in a text conversation, even through that conversation directly affects the person(s) not participating.

"Hey did you notice Carl and Dave were not participating in that text group last night? Yea they were totally Polinging"

by The Knower of all Knowing October 21, 2025

Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.

Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

Public pole

A male that uses his dih like a pencil (hoe)

“Wow I wouldn’t talk to him he’s like a public pole”

by unicorn.bear10 December 4, 2025

Mexican pole drill

Mexican pole drill

Mexican pole drill

The act when someone takes a pole and puts it on a drill and starts drilling in a woman's pussy until they cum

by mexican time December 11, 2025

Poled

Police mafia judgement where the person is "raped" with a police battering ram.

He's fucked, they poled him.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 7, 2025