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Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga

A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
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Elite Mega Pekka

In clash royale, the Elite Mega Pekka is the incarnation of all midladder braindead menacery: a 0.0 elixir troop with the damage of a Pekka, the speed of an Ebarb, the aura of an Electro Giant, the arrows of an Xbow, the splash damage of a Mega Nut and the farts of a sparky. Can only be used by emerald pass users.
This fatherless opponent 3 crowned me with an Elite Mega Pekka! Nerf miner!
by Gigachad rizzler January 2, 2025
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Ultra Mega Bigback

The Ultra Mega Bigback drank 200 cans of pepsi
by Forman64 August 15, 2025
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Pokémon Mega EX

Getting a blumpkin while one ecstasy and Xanax
Yo bro, let’s go to the Dennys to do a Pokémon Mega EX
by jackjackciwa August 18, 2025
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mega faggatondroid

yeo miss 67 whyve you got a mega faggatondroid
by thugmaster67 September 16, 2025
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Mega-Blow

When you hold your fart and cum at the same time so you can let out both at the same time, a 'mega-blow'
That pussy was so good I had to let out a mega-blow in it
by opaquerhetoricofashortthug September 25, 2025
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mega knight style

A doctor, employing boxing gloves, entering a controlled environment of a delivery room where a mature female was actively giving birth. The professional intervened by initiating a controlled elevation maneuver specifically, a downward application of force, referred to as a jump, onto the patient's stomach in order to help out a bit with the delivery process.
im about to go mega knight style in room 302
by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy September 29, 2025
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