lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.

*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

by theRealone3 May 4, 2020

Charolais Lunch

Another term for cum, sperm, seamen, ejaculate, etc.

My buddy Dilly from up north took a milf home from the bar and she told him to dump his wad in her so he gave her the ol’ Charolais Lunch.

by corndogthief May 26, 2020

Swamp Lunch

The act of going down on a member of the opposite sex who is exceptionally dirty and/or sweaty, typically both. Can refer to cunnilingus, fellatio, or rimjobs.

She hasn't showered in days but Jim didn't care, he still went in for a swamp lunch.

by Mghese July 20, 2020

Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady

School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020

Lunching Off

When it's around lunch time at work so you stop working, but you're also not eating lunch.

Boss (approaching desk): "Hey Jeremy, what are you up to?"
Me, not eating, but also not working: "Oh, just lunching off."

by ten nine? June 10, 2020

Lunching

Easier way of saying that you're having lunch.

John: Hey Kyle wanna go and buy a whole box of Monster Energy?
Kyle: Later, I'm lunching rn.

by TomatoTastyNot June 16, 2020

Lunched

To stand up a person when there was a pre-ordained meeting .

To acknowledge a person and get ignored in return.

Damn! The fucker said he would come by! He never showed up!

Dude. You got lunched!

She looked right at me when I waved!

She lunched the shit out of you!

by beaujam June 20, 2020