Kyle Underwood

A sly daft cow that no one can trust because he lies about everything

Fake friend: your ugly and annoying
Person: omg stop being a kyle Underwood!!🙄

by unknown person sksksksk October 27, 2019

kyle lee

kyle lee is very old. he has a wack sleep schedule (sorry) and his diet consists of advil, yogurt, energy drinks, and jaws ice cream. kyle lee is also very good at english. he is amazing at time management and will never have a late assignment. this is also because he has a great memory and remembers very important things. kyle has many different personas, including kesus the god of the world and edgar, my best friend (just a better version of kyle and kesus combined). kyle insists that he is taller than smidgen but i think it’s all in the hair, it gives him a good two inches at least which is not fair at all. right now would be a good time to mention that kyle is probably slaving away to two menaces in society called ap bio and ap chem. hopefully he can read this when he finishes and sleep super soundly tonight. all smidgen can think of right now while writing this is of hugging kyle and being in his arms. she hopes he can rest soon and wants him to know that he makes her happy. goodnight to smidgen’s oldie, she loves you very much:)

smidgen: i’ve been looking everywhere but i can’t find kyle lee://
kyle: hey! tilt your head down i’m down here!

by tallsmidgen September 29, 2021

Kyle Mcquay

A ginger who loves black culture.

That white guy that writes about black culture is a real Kyle Mcquay.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. October 1, 2021

Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022

Raging Kyle

Raging Kyle

Popping a can of monster off some slag that resembles his mother due to mommy issues, this leads to inserting the can into her ass proceeding to drink the can while smoking a poorly rolled ciggy.

Man that girls got bare back you get me. Man's gunna raging Kyle that shoortie.

by Foreverst0ned-FozzieB3ar September 7, 2022

Kyle Nguyen

A guy with a baby face who never stops smiling. He towers of the average man at a whopping 5' 3''. You will often find him exclaiming phrases especially statements like WHAT THE FUUUUCK?! and BROO THIS IS TOO EASY!!

Guy 1: Yo do you know Kyle Nguyen
Guy 2: That lost child in the newspaper?
Kyle Nguyen: WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!!!

by florkiewicz October 23, 2022

Pickled Kyle

When you shoot a whole dill pickle out of your anus with such force that it apon impact creates a fist sized hole in the dry wall.

After returning home from the grocery store with her vlassics she was so excited she pickled kyled the living room.

by MotherPugger69 May 18, 2022