Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

by yellowshnow May 16, 2019

battle universe

Battle universe Is an amazing group/team of grown man and some woman on YouTube that make nerf challenge video

Kid: *watches battle universe for hours*

Mom: time for bed!
Kid: ok *goes under blanket watches mir BU vids*

by Monika peace June 6, 2018

university of alaska

A university that doesn't have an urban dictionary definition. Because no one heard of it.

Dude, which university did you go?
University of Alaska
What's that?

by Ijustwantanameplsplspls January 5, 2018

universal genocide

It's generally assumed to state the total and undeniable death of all life within the universe, and to a lesser extent the end of reality as we know it.

"Universal genocide is the name of the game" A game I hope no one will never win.

by Haagan Daz January 5, 2018

The University of Diversity

A group of tiktokers that accepts all races, the opposite of the hype house - also known as the White House.

Chase: “hey charli what’s the university of diversity?”
Charli: “renegade, renegade”
*Enter Poloboy* “ceo of diversity”

by Roadmanmanu January 2, 2020

Squidward University

An Ivy Leauge school specializing in the study of Pooptolgy

"Wow, I finally got my degree from Squidward University! I can finally study Mao Zedongs poop!" - Zachareigh

by Nardothepig February 24, 2020

Fairfield university

Daddy Nemic, the Tully music is immaculate. Kendall at Dunkin is a god send. Everyone that goes to this school lives off of daddy’s credit card and has an enormous capacity for alcohol. They all refer to the townhouses and the grape as common drinking spots. The beach is an option but anyone under the age of 21 will most likely be escorted off the beach. Everyone wears lulu lemon leggings and vineyard vine shep shirts. Everyone qualifies for some sort of alcoholism. This school is clearly better than SHU, yet a rivalry still stands. Don’t provoke the turkeys as they are quite violent. The stag bus never hits any curbs and clearly knows where they’re going. The levee is the best post townhouse destination for already too drunk teenagers. The mozz sticks are dangerous and Everything is overpriced and tastes like shit. Remember this is a small school and your mistakes will probably say hi on a daily basis. Remember the tours and priests will judge you harshly as you walk out you dorms in a sweatshirt and sweatpants with last nights face. Athletic teams, glee and prep boys all consist of cults <3. Stags up 🤘

Girl 1- Bro I kissed that guy last night at Fairfield university

Girl2-Bro no way he’s in my Catholicism class
Girl2-Bro he hooked up with my roommate
Girl1- shit Dps is on the floor let’s go!

by Fairfield stag ❤️ November 6, 2020