X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.

BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024

Twitter verification checkmark

A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass

"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"

by Saulman500 February 4, 2024

Twitter

A social media platform full of people who support terrorists and constantly change the definitions created by psychologists. Also, everyone there, for one reason or the other, believes that being trans is a mental disorder.

I went on Twitter and someone was supporting Palestinian terrorists raping people again.

by Byyiiissshhe November 14, 2023

The “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover

From November 14th 2023 to November 19th 2023, the Twitter user made a poll of a Your Turn To Die ship battle, the ship Shadshin was suggested and added as a joke, but Shadshin soon started taking up the Your Turn To Die Twitter, and spawning two twibbon campaigns, edits, and fanart, as well as many, many quote retweets. Shadshin won all the polls up to the final one, beating Ransara and almost beating Naoreko, Shadshin was declared the winner as a joke and everyone celebrated on the Yttd Roblox Rolplay server.

“Hey do you remember the “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover?”
“Don’t. Fucking. Mention. It.”

by Ginibushikinni3 November 19, 2023

Twitter

A platform with hundreds and thousands of stupid, dumb, idiotic, waste of time arguments, plus a bonus of thousands of thirst-trap and sex bots account, waiting for your reply, hoping to get yes as an answer.

"Hey, I found something on Twitter!"
"What is it?"
"I-I don't know... but I agreed to this.. please come look at this."
"Dude, you just fell for a thirst-trap. What the hell is wrong with you, John?"

by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022

Twitter

A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.

"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"

by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022

Twitter

A website where large quantities of disabled people who think they have important ideas go to whine about shit nobody cares about and "ratio " people, not to dissimilar from urbandictionary.

Disabled Person: Bro this is insert synonym for hateful I'm gonna go write an essay about this on Twitter.
Average Person: Who cares?

by Tibonezone December 21, 2022