Material tom

A Middle Aged man who gets covid twice in a month and slays at everything he does. He is iconic and bald

Omg material tom!!

by Holygal January 11, 2022

Tom Larke

A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.

Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!

by YxngLee May 16, 2022

tom wallace

A person who is categorically wrong

Tom wallace is wrong.

by Tom_wallace March 14, 2022

tom durham

A man who likes to feel muscles of the public then dress them up in pikachu onesies for furry battles

Person 1: Tom Durham was outside my house yesterday

Person 2: Oh no, stay safe

by tom durham March 29, 2022

Tom Felton

Tom Felton is the man that save me and that save a lot of more people ,he show a lot of us how love is ,how you can feel alive ,he teach me how to love how to me happy because he made me Happy he is one of the most amazing human beings that just deserve respect and not hate as he had got for all these years ,tom will always forever gonna have my heart <3.

Example : Tom Felton is the love of my life

Example :
X: then who make you happy?
Me: Tom ,Tom Felton

by Bella loves tom July 19, 2021

Tom Harvey

Overall a very nice dude.

Although if ignored more than 5 minutes can become very sensative and emotional.

Nr 2 Ret pala after Elfway

likes bif bundas.

Omg u are so Tom Harvey

by SushiSlayer February 25, 2022

Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

by Satirist. June 4, 2023