Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

sand wank

When a male pleasure's oneself by using sandpaper between their palms and member.

"Jimmy did a sand wank as she wanted to know what a 90 year old lady would feel like during sex"

by GollumBoy September 10, 2016

sand

To slowly and sensually rub sand over the body of another. Eg, a coworker.

You can sand me, Stanislav.

by Good_Zippie August 28, 2016

Sand digger

Someone who is aroused upon finding out that someone has a shore house.

Gold diggers are attracted to money. Sand diggers find your proximity to the beach extremely sexy.

by poseidonsbottombitch August 7, 2016

taiwanese sand blaster

The act of sticking ones dick in a dry ass

Dude I didn't have any lube and my dick was raw from that Taiwanese sand blaster

by BigmeatPete May 28, 2016

Sanded

When you're smashed out of your face.. Drunk!!

Sanded; when the hardened veneer of sobriety has been dismantled by copious amount of alcohol.

by Nero Hero May 14, 2016

Sand

The stuff at the beach that gets all over your damn feet. Is a combination of the word sea and land.

Carl noticed that he had sand all over his damn feet again.

by B4ID May 13, 2016