Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.

"Blimey mate, have you just let one off." "No, it's him, his breath fucking stinks. He is a Dr Pole."

by RamboNAN September 7, 2025

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Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.

Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

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Public pole

A male that uses his dih like a pencil (hoe)

“Wow I wouldn’t talk to him he’s like a public pole”

by unicorn.bear10 December 4, 2025

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Mexican pole drill

Mexican pole drill

The act when someone takes a pole and puts it on a drill and starts drilling in a woman's pussy until they cum

by mexican time December 11, 2025

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Poled

Police mafia judgement where the person is "raped" with a police battering ram.

He's fucked, they poled him.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

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An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 7, 2025

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