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Pirate dick

A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.
Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.

He didn’t shower first?

Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.
by Batman & Bongo August 10, 2023
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ball pirate

someone who has only one ball (testicle)
person 1: hey, did you know hitler was a ball pirate?
person 2: I thought that was a myth.
by noobway April 30, 2023
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Pirates eyeball

Drink, a batch of man jizz/semen, a shot of white rum with a pin prick of blood on top served in a shot glass.
Ayyyyeeee this pirates eyeball is salty
by P1990 August 22, 2020
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Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.
"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"
by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020
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Pirate Elbows

An elbow condition were an exposed gap is visible between the bicep and the elbow joint. More specifically, between the end of the humerus at the capitulum and the radial head. This condition has no medical diagnosis but is commonly seen in hockey players and males in with poor bicep curl form.
Danny’s pirate elbows are the key to his wicked hard wrister.
by Teddy1011117 October 10, 2020
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Nintendo pirate

Nintendo pirate just a shy gamer.
by babypiratesnapchat2 November 2, 2022
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Jester Pirates

New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*
by doorbey April 26, 2022
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