Payroll Pig

A payroll pig is someone who was recently arrested but now works for the authorities to lessin or diminish charges.

"Whatever you do, don't serve them because they're the newest payroll pig!"

by 👑KZB🧟‍♂️ February 12, 2021

Trash Pig

A legendary person that all should strive to become.

Did you know that he's Trash Pig?

by Trash Pig April 6, 2021

Teacup Pigging

1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.

Bill Clinton was teacup pigging with Monica and Hilary.

by Bmason12 October 29, 2012

teacup pigging

a sexual innuendo having something to do with Bill Clinton and/or Beck often indicating some sort of perversion or comical act.

AKA:

Teacup pigged
Teacupping
Teacup
TP

John: You seen Jane?
Phil: She's teacup pigging a cigar on the balcony.
John: Oh, that's where it's at...

by whitecloudsharpie October 25, 2012

Strangling the pig

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.

Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"

by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

Pig Jugs

When a human creature possesses large baggy breasts that jiggle relentlessly on all occasions.

Dude, did you see his mom? It looked like her pig jugs were all over the place today!

by thehombre November 14, 2011

Skid Pig

A actual Pig of a person that often takes part in doing skids.

However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.

Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.

Person 1: "Oi cunt! there's a fucking skid pig doing doughies out the front"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"

by Operator Duck June 14, 2023