Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

Peter mixup

Doing smt that someone will do before they do it to avoid their consequences .

Pints: Maybe I should block oily to avoid him from blocking me
I called that the peter mixup

by <3 Dany <3 September 5, 2019

Sean peter

Two timing sex offender, extremely greasy, tries to squeeze into a medium when he's an extra large, kisses girls when they are sleeping, three ciders and he's down, Can't fat shame him, he has no shame. Don't be an ape, don't be Sean Peter.

Local ape Sean Peter lobes himself up into a medium.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

lil peter

A lil peter is a vulgur term to describe an asians genitalia.

Look a that zipperheads lil peter.

by Lil munts December 13, 2017

mrs peter

An old White lady that deep thourts on a daliy

Dam you Mrs peters

by Jose leal January 12, 2018

Penny Peter

Synonym for a small dick, a one inch dick, a mega ultra small dick.

Hey, your girlfriend said you have a penny peter!

by Ghost of hamlet September 28, 2017

Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter

I bought a Peter Heater for my friend

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017