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Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.
Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.
by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025
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Public pole

A male that uses his dih like a pencil (hoe)
“Wow I wouldn’t talk to him he’s like a public pole”
by unicorn.bear10 December 4, 2025
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Mexican pole drill

Mexican pole drill

The act when someone takes a pole and puts it on a drill and starts drilling in a woman's pussy until they cum
by mexican time December 11, 2025
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Poled

Police mafia judgement where the person is "raped" with a police battering ram.
He's fucked, they poled him.
by Modern Women December 17, 2025
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pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.
If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?
by QuacksO February 7, 2025
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Pole Buddies

Two women that have had sex with the same man
"You fucked him as well? Does that make us pole buddies?"
by Spingspong5 February 18, 2025
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pole handler

Term used to describe the gay sport of skiing. This sport was founded in the early 1900’s when men wanted a get away to fondle each other without being seen. they would show their cock handling abilities by pushing themselves along with 2 poles..

Most skier’s can handle 2 cocks at once
Look dad there’s a pole handler, stay away from him son he is gay as they come, strap your board on and lets go
by SamStrothers February 23, 2025
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