maria

Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .

the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one

the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn

by juanovdem May 13, 2024

Maria

flat feet, but always the best one forward

Person A: omg why are they walking like that
Person B: oh it’s just a maria

by bigjim91837193858193 May 21, 2024

marias

h allios happy hippo,panta exei padia diaforetikou fylou apo auto pou genithikan

marias exw gei gio px :dhmosthenhs

by kavliarhss November 25, 2021

Maria

The best name your gal can have!!

Maria is lit !

by marialagrosse November 25, 2021

Mater Maria

Mater is filled with A bunch of chicks who are absolute tool bags and think there so hot but really need to snap back to reality.

But mater has some absolute human bobcats who like to rip the occasional morning cone and like to get riker fired up.

Then you get your lung destroying stig users that one one likes.

Mater Maria

by Damo the drugo November 28, 2021

Maria

Maria is a sweet and caring person, who'll always manage to make you laugh. Despite that, she can defend herself and those around her, when needed. If you've got a Maria in your life, hold on to her as much as you can, 'cause there are few people with that level of greatness on the plenet.
Also, she's a dork.

I love my friend Maria and her cat Philya.
Me and Maria adore musicals.

by KatushaPerochinyNozik November 30, 2021

Maria

Adj; a lying, constantly victim playing person who will always find reasons to talk bad behind someone's back and act fake.
Adj; cry baby who cannot handle consequences

A: Did you just see how she just changed infront of the teacher?
B: Yeah. She's such a Maria.

by DkdlTlqkf February 14, 2024