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Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.
Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake
by bobachop June 19, 2011
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Shake n’ skeet

When a woman has an orgasm so extreme, it causes her whole body to shake while she squirts at the same time.
“I totally got Kate to shake n’ skeet last night!”
by stopit makeme July 1, 2019
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chocolate cake shake

An awesome drink made by blending a peace of chocolate cake
by DatGuy Miller November 20, 2019
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Maugerville Shake and Bake

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.
Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!
by NottherealBobRoss June 5, 2018
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Shaking hands with the devil

The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.
Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal
by Benjiblueyes April 12, 2020
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Steak n’ Shake

When you’re giving a girl that good tube steak, and just as you are about to cum you have a seizure.
My girl really enjoyed the Steak n’ Shake I gave her last night.
by Noel Jelson July 19, 2020
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Shaking off the anchovy

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Claus! Stop Shaking off the anchovy, kids are in the room!!!"
by InfinityMan October 24, 2020
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