gravy felch

the act of using gravy as anal lube, then felching the gravy out with the semen

I was hungry and horny at the same time last night so I gravy felched some hood rat at the party.

by thegoatfucker October 17, 2013

Gravy Crater

The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.

As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.

by SonoranBear April 4, 2012

Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.

At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.

by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011

Baby-gravy

Cum, jizz, spunk, ejaculate, baby-gravy, semen, sperm, wet-regret, cock-slime, swimmers, pussy-paste, ball-groule, nut, bollock-smoothie, forbidden milkshake

“Covered the whores money-maker in baby-gravy”

“Haha looks like my baby-gravy after my bollocks got trodden on”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023

sugar gravy

Sugar syrup for topping ice cream or putting in coffee. It’s most popular in chocolate, caramel and mocha.

Let me put some sugar gravy on the ice cream before we serve it.

by Justsarahash May 31, 2023

Frosty Gravy

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.

Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!

by Diabolical Pigg June 5, 2023

Gravy Time

When you have reached a point
in your life, after loving and suffering
enough, that you are truly ok going with going with the flow.

It’s not that I don’t care buddy, but I’m on gravy time now and thinking about things a a whole lot differently.

by RJLA June 11, 2023