Addison Boaler Disease

A weird person, who thinks he’s a big man, but really is just a person with some sort of syndrome

Oh no, you’ve been diagnosed with Addison Boaler disease. Would you like to abort?

by TheSpecialSpiderMan May 21, 2020

Slippery Finger Disease

This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.

Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."

by TheFantomReaper August 31, 2020

New Yorker's Disease

In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.

Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.

by greenlite350 August 12, 2012

Trans-Stomach Disease

A passing disease common among transgender people that is associated with a sharp pain in one's stomach upon being deadnamed or misgendered. The only known cure is for the offender to profusely apologize and correctly gender them, although this may take anywhere from a few seconds to thirty minutes.

Jaqueline: Hey, deadname!
Ace: Ow! Shit, sorry. Trans-Stomach Disease.
Jaqueline: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I meant Ace. I didn't mean to offend you!
Ace: It's alright, just give me a second. What do you need?

by Reven's #1 Kitten December 7, 2022

Nikhil Fortnite Disease

Nikhil Fortnite disease is a condition which forces you to play Fortnite 24/7 and to play Fortnite no matter what.

Bro has is playing everyday even in school, he must have Nikhil Fortnite Disease.

by KanyeFan2083 December 10, 2022

Peter Griffin's Disease

See - Homer Simpson Syndrome

She was always disagreeing with me. I later found out she had Peter Griffin's disease.

by CYLAIS January 9, 2023

Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.

Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.

by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021