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Mission Burrito

Mission Burrito - also known as a San Francisco style burrito, is a large, flour tortilla-wrapped burrito originating from the Mission District of San Francisco. It is characterized by its generous fillings, typically including rice, beans, cheese, a variety of meats & condiments like salsa, guacamole, & sour cream.

Variations & Comparisons:

California burrito:

A similar burrito found in Southern California, but often replaces rice & beans with fries.

Chipotle burrito:

While not a true Mission burrito, Chipotle's burrito is a popular, mass-produced version that incorporates some elements of the San Francisco style.

La Taqueria:

A well-known taqueria in the Mission District that is known for its burritos, though they are often made without rice.

Making a Mission Burrito:

Steam or Warm Tortilla: Soften the flour tortilla by steaming it or warming it in a pan.

Assemble Fillings: Layer the fillings on the tortilla, starting with rice, beans, cheese.

Add Meat: Include your choice of meat, like carne asada, al pastor, or carnitas.

Add Condiments: Top with salsa, guacamole, sour cream, & or other desired condiments.

Roll & Wrap: Fold the sides of the tortilla in, then roll it up tightly.

Optional Sealing: Sear the burrito in a pan to help it hold its shape.
Mission Burrito Key Features:

Size: Mission burritos are known for their large size, often described as being substantial enough to serve as a complete meal.

Fillings: They usually include rice, beans (often pinto or refried), cheese, & a choice of meat (like carnitas, al pastor, or carne asada), as well as various toppings & condiments.

Tortilla: A flour tortilla, often warmed or steamed, is used to wrap the fillings.

Condiments: Common condiments include salsa, guacamole, sour cream, & pico de gallo.

Cultural Significance: The Mission burrito is a staple of San Francisco's food culture, particularly in the Mission District, which has a strong Latino population.

History & Origins:

The exact origin of the Mission burrito is debated, with some attributing it to Taqueria La Cumbre.

La Cumbre claims to have invented the burrito in 1969, offering a substantial burrito for working people.

The Mission District, with its high concentration of Latino residents, is considered the birthplace of the burrito.
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Bean burrito

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket
This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito
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Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
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depression burrito

wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill
alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..
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Soggy Burrito

When a female does not wipe herself after going to the bathroom
Jessica is gross. She just walked out of the bathroom with a soggy burrito.
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