Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.

Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.

by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023

Alaskan Flob

A euphemism for an eskimo gentleman's yoghurt slinger

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!

by Herbalfire September 20, 2023

Alaskan Mudslide

Fuck someone (male or female) up the ass. Dribble the mixture out of the anus on to the delivery guy. Tame on the back , casual on the chest , edgy on the face. Could be on another player.

Alaskan Mudslide-Alaskan MudssslllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeWheeeeeee!

by ShakesTC September 28, 2023

Alaskan Exfoliation

The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.

Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.

by anonfoxer December 3, 2020

alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs

I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.

by Neji512 December 13, 2020

Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.

"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"

by Kinky addicts. December 22, 2020

alaskan rat

when person A put's his/her nogin into another one's anus. Person B will shit into person's A mouth. Then they would both suck on the turd until it disolves. Turning the turd into what seems to be a rat with 20 STDS.

omg i wanna alaskan rat that sexy matteo

by ppman24 November 25, 2020