Tear Hogger

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.

A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."

by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025

tear rolling down my thigh

your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.

x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh

by luvvkim May 1, 2024

Crocodile tears

it means not acc crying that ur faking

Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.

by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024

Tear edging

When you're on the verge of crying but hold it in,
basically edging for your tear ducts!

Mufasas death in the lion king got me tear edging
at 30 years old

by thebongwizard February 18, 2024

Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears

He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions

by Tank_ah_licious March 4, 2024

Tear drop

The thing that slides down your leg when you see something hawt or sexy.

Friend 1: holy shit look at how he leans against the wall
Friend 2: oh my fuck, hes hot! A tear drop just fell down my thigh
Friend 1: girl me too

Eveytime he he flirts with me, a tear drop runs down my thigh.

by UrMomLovesMe❤️ March 6, 2024

Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024