sam kelly

doesnt know whats up takes peoples fries without asking and goes around with a swilers hoodie and is 780 pounds

wow that pig is a real sam kelly

by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 5, 2017

Sam Piper

A person who has not hit puberty yet and has the hottest mom in the world

Sam Piper sucks big dick.

by Zané do Pinheiro January 19, 2018

Sam Locke

Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.

OMG is that a Sam Locke. He looks like a whiter version of Michael Myers!

by Michael Myers "Nick Castle" October 20, 2021

Sam sandburger

Something I eat

Sam sandburger is for lunc

by King Louis7616 August 25, 2021

sam ryan

Sam.. you're honestly everything i could ask for on this planet earth. You're very kinda hearted and you care about a lot of people and thing. ily sam ryan <3

Me: hey sam ryan, ily.
Sam; why do you even love me..?
Me; Because your everything i could ask for <3

by ilovesamryansomuch June 24, 2021

Sam Turner

black wannabe boy, very strange looking

why’s white boy wearing braids, acting like sam turner

by adamsnmax June 4, 2023

Sam Titzer

A degenerate bookie who has suffered from gambling addiction and is trying to break even from his bi-weekly paychecks at the local car wash and bonuses from his illegal gambling website.

Dude this kid Sam Titzer is such a degenerate he sold his soul to the slot machines.

by ghat January 17, 2023