Rule 34

Rule#34 : If it exists there is porn of it. If not, start uploading.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you jack off to rule 34?"

Guy 2: "I jack off to rule 34 every fucking night."

by kailee9 May 14, 2022

Rule 34

The ugly cousin of rule 63
If it exist there will be porn made of it
No exeptions

Because of rule 34 it's only a matter of time til ikea shelves fuck

by 6 nipples man March 10, 2022

The Lawrence Rule

Wanting a theory or rule named after you.

Sofia wanted a to create a math rule so she could get to name it after herself, "The Lawrence Rule".

by Black-billed Magpie February 4, 2022

Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022

Rule 99

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.

Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.

by Zer0skills February 13, 2021

Rule Sus

anything can be turned into an among us crewmate or a crewmate can drawn over the image can people can't stop seeing it

Hey I can see a crewmate in this image isn't it called rule sus

by Chico The Bird March 6, 2021

Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023