Pulling A Mirage

Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.

We can’t hang out with Michael anymore, he’s toxic because he’s Pulling A Mirage

by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020

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Pulled A Nita

To walk in, usually without knocking, and catch one of your offspring in a daytime sex act.

Man, I didn't know they were home! I totally pulled a Nita!

by Rhinodaddy September 28, 2012

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Pulling a Phil

The act of turn left from a right hand lane while honking your horn, waving your hands in the air and yelling crazily at the car in the left lane

This shitty insurance salesman in a Buick was pulling a Phil next to us at the stop sign in BFE Ohio, so we followed him for a while and kept honking our horn to piss him off.

by BigTman November 4, 2012

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To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.

WOW! Way to Pull a Kelly and spill pasta and kool aid all over the nice white carpet!

by pcm28 July 4, 2012

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Pull a Tammy

1. To become so inebriated, that you don't even remember getting inebriated.

Guy 1: Alright. Let's not pull a tammy tonight.
Guy 2: I know man ... last time I did that ... I woke up naked next to some fat chick.

by Johnson696958 January 1, 2012

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Pull Root

(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.

I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.

I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.

by tincan77 October 25, 2011

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