Tea Gut

The result of habitually drinking to many alcoholic teas

Jade has started to develop a Tea Gut due to her constant consumption of Twisted Tea.

by TOTEMIR February 11, 2022

Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021

Gorilla Guts

When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.

“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”

“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”

“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”

by BoyBoyBaggins July 27, 2021

the guts

when someone has such a bad stomach ache their guts are rumbling non-stop.

i got the guts. i am fighting for my life in this bathroom.

by cinnamn February 17, 2022

GUT

If you have a fat friend, you may call him this word.

Shut up GUT you’re fat.

by Lil tootallbobby February 19, 2022

Gut and Butt

But and Butt is a man or woman who has an equally large butt and gut

Damn PK YOU GOT A GUT AND BUTT

by Poopy nut June 7, 2021

PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION

It is POOPYING in stages.

In DECISION THEIORY SCHOOL OF LIFE..
you have ENEMY.DEATH.GUT.COURAGE.CAUTION.and that leads to further breakdown.

It is an inaccuracy to assume on a quite intelligent individual.

A GI DOCTOR will tell you we DEFECATE by the PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION as we do this never all at once as it always takes several trips to the TOILET RING.

Doing those five parts all the time always operating as PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION is where your dominant decision does not come from your GUT FEELING.

Never OBVIATE someone because of your PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION kicks in because we all have lower points in every event that happens

by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE June 8, 2021