Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.

I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023

Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

Silly little goblin

Very crazy or funny

That was so silly little goblin!!

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

by Flex fire February 9, 2023

Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

Adomition Goblin

Someone who actually thinks that the Adomition Hub on SCP is good, in other words, a mentally retarded "person".

Hey did you see the new Adomition chapter it was so good!

You should off yourself you Adomition Goblin

by SCP Fan February 18, 2023